Fresh from a repeat viewing of Robocop 2, Smith and Stevens set about doing over Living's underground dwelling? Why? It made no sense at the time? Now it makes perfect sense. That pink duster was more symbolic than we could have possibly imagined!

We were told that Livings had his boat race reconstructed due to some kind of Scudder incident? We believed them, why shouldn't we. The 'Jaguar Spectacular' was a respected man, master of the clotoris, very much in the style of a pre-herne bay survey era Gary 'dishy' Grouse.

I shall now tell you the whole (and the real) story.

Livo (Benaud) had suffered the same bomb planting incident as the scud (Athers) and the Stewbot. Ecstatic by his mal-practice, Fletch gathered the quivering jellylike corpse of Benaud from his E type and took him to the secret underground lair beneath Edgbaston mountain to mould him in the style of a furturist pro-v. It was laborious and painful work, but he succeded. Benaud, fresh with his remoulded face, was introduced back into CGSFB society. Only two people discovered this, the true AVs, Smudge and former member of Weg and spoon, Mairk S.

Collier may have had a man's willy, but they had real balls!

They didnt prevent Benaud from handing over Gotting (Hick) to Fletch, but they raised awareness of the cause at a time when AVism was in its infancy. For that we must respect those brave boys.